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Zoom loveandbabykisses:

raising-mymunchkin:

dickprintbandit:

ghdos:

BRUHHHHHHH.

Jesus Christ.

😩😂

I know I reblogged this already but I still find this to be hilarious 😂😂

loveandbabykisses:

raising-mymunchkin:

dickprintbandit:

ghdos:

BRUHHHHHHH.

Jesus Christ.

😩😂

I know I reblogged this already but I still find this to be hilarious 😂😂

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khaleesi:

cleolinda:

shialablunt:

fun fact: Michael Cera asked Rihanna if he could slap her ass for real and she said “you can slap my ass for real if I can slap you in the face for real” and he was like alright. and they did the take like 3 times and Michael was like “you’re not hitting me hard enough do it for real” and then she slapped the fuck out of him and threw off his equilibrium so much he had to go lay down in his trailer for like half an hour lmao and that’s the take they used in the movie with no added sound effects 

his head disappears omg

bless this post

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sleeplvss:

A makeout session would be great right about now

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Zoom hueynewtongoingstupid:


fascinatingweirdgirl:

Omg…

when does the talent end…

hueynewtongoingstupid:

fascinatingweirdgirl:

Omg…

when does the talent end…

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Zoom lipstick-lesbian:

lovel-ylesbian:

♥︎

♀♡♀

lipstick-lesbian:

lovel-ylesbian:

♥︎

♀♡♀

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Zoom jakemcbride:

Maybe 😳

Yeah baby, I miss you lol😳😳😍😍

jakemcbride:

Maybe 😳

Yeah baby, I miss you lol😳😳😍😍

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Don’t just tell me that you want me.
Show me.
Run your hands down my body and grab my hips.
Drags your lips across my neck and moan in my ear.
Push me down and hold my wrists tight.
Kiss me hard and fast, make me crave you.
Grab my thighs and do as you please.
Tease me slowly, make me catch my breath.
Look me in the eyes, smile that wonderful smile.
Make me moan and beg.
Whisper the dirty little things in the back of your mind.
I’m all yours, don’t be afraid to show it.
Slow down when my eyes roll back and kiss me.
Pull your body against mine.
Be as gentle or rough as you’d like, I don’t mind.
Make sure the neighbors know your name.
Leave some love marks, as the body is a canvas.
Do as I say, but sometimes don’t.
Whisper sweet nothings against my lips.
Make my body tremble for you.
Don’t just tell me that you want me.
Show me.
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Zoom topsznistheregime:

My face when I hear someone saying “I don’t like Drake”

topsznistheregime:

My face when I hear someone saying “I don’t like Drake”

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People get drunk
They hook up with the wrong person
And pretend to be okay
People act tough
And get mad


People will do anything to distract their heart.
They will do anything to distract it from missing someone.

Distraction in its true form (via thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg)

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Hearts are wild creatures, that’s why our ribs are cages.

— I am looking for someone who can beat my love. (via everythingyoulovetoohate)

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Sleep with me. I couldn’t care less if were wearing five layers of clothes, or nothing at all. You belong in my bed. You deserve to feel the comfort of what I call ‘paradise’.
Sleep with me. I’ll help you recreate the warmth that left your fingertips years ago. I want to hear you breathe easily, as the sound drowns out every single worry on my weary mind.
Sleep with me. I don’t mean to create such a sense urgency, but you deserve to feel safe, and I’ll do everything in my power to make that happen.

— My name is rohan and I exist for you (via everythingyoulovetoohate)

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